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It's been a year. To this day I miss Serena more than I ever thought I would. I dream about the babe on a nightly basis. I remember thes...

I've decided to name my daughter "Chlamydia" so that I don't have to worry about anyone wanting to have sex with her.

twox2nasty4U: It was my friend Daniels birthday today, so they decided to have a birthday dinner and drink at my bar/resaurant although whe...

I've met a woman from Pakistan who, in addition to removing her glasses any time a male is in her presence, allows herself to find thats...

A friend told me that he'd no longer consider himself so if I were to pursue a specific female who'd expressed an amount of interest...

I've just accomplished the consumption of ten hot dogs within a 24 hour period. It's an awesomely disgusting feat for a person who f...

Honestly things have just gone beyond descriptable.

What I failed to mention yesterday was that I'd been made victim of a partially just character assessment by a female I'd never met,...

Turns out trying to retain a civilized conversation while two girls roll about the floor, ripping the clothes off one another in a drunken a...

I agreed to invest a favor in an old sort of friend. At the end of it, I wasn't able to help with her computer, there were too many unkn...

After stumbling upon a hotel while exploring the skyways in our precious downtown area, a friend of mine swiped two chicken strips, one half...

Tonight I was dragged out of the comfort of my home by a friend who was excessively excited about wanting to show me an album of lost Toadie...

The next evening, after being shown the scars, I was badgered into feeling up an acquaintance-like younger girl's newly implanted chest ...

Tonight truly concreted my being back. I had a twenty minute conversation with --wait, no -- a guy I once didn't really know talked to m...

It's too much. I've lost all hope of documenting well that which I've stood through. Each and every of my thoughts has gone over...

I've been nervous. I've been truly, and drenched in paranoia, nervous. First noticed upon the arrival of my two visitors from the Un...

The culminant moment of all my stay here has already dragged me through itself -- and yes, as premature (or at least in relation to the form...

Two things. I awoke this morning to find that someone had deleted all 40 gigabytes worth of music from my iPod. At first I thought an error ...

It's nearing the end of the line. This can't even go on any longer; I think I should, after all, get out before I lose any hope of e...

It's not as though I'm putting up with the unreasonable amounts of maltreatment that I not so long ago was (i.e. despite my vombitio...

For a week I've found myself suffering a nasty, deep lung cough, and being that certain choices I made last weekend did nothing to relie...

I could tell you about more of the Swesian trickster's certifiably crazy doings, about how my intercambio's office boss randomly gav...

Never have I seen a cross-eyed (and super remarkably so) 29ish year-old Dutch man as excited, i.e. actually jumping up and down, as on Frida...

Let yesterday's date be remembered as the one that involved my receiving a phone call from Cecile at eight in the evening, asking me, wh...

I totally wasn't the one who made that last post, but it somehow showed up. OMG QUÉ RARO. To get right to the point, there have been a f...

again again again... it isn't posting stuff. I feel like you have to drown it with posts before it gets off its butt... .

My having to log at least something has been realized as 87% necessary. I've either grown too accustomed to strange happenings or my sur...

The graffiti here is always so awesome... Another example. mmh9iti4c4r783234++`¡``+ That was a message from Serena... wh...

Ok, for the first few days I may or may not play proud dad and post all kinds of photos... mainly of Serena. You were asking for it anyway. ...

Unnecessity of the week: my new unmistakably gay teacher constantly using examples such as this in lessons: Busco a un chico que hable inglé...

First attempt at international camera phone usage. This should change things, I'm now able to show you photos on a regular basis. ANYWAY...

Two posts in one day, how rare, but still, this is urgent. Yesterday while walking along the same side of the same street I walk three times...

En primer lugar, este chico me parece que está loco. En segundo lugar, me parece que tú también. ¿Qué pasa contigo? Es muy difícil ayudar al...

As the comments have built up on the most previous post, something makes me think I should create another. Here's the problem: lately th...

It's like 3 am. WTFs. Where do I start? Switching classes again? Meeting the Dutch strongman with the eye that twitches? Multiple instan...

Here's something different... PHOTOS. The famous Xavier and some other teacher I haven't had yet. Don't know these...

El otro día hablábamos sobre los descubrimientos famosos. Como deberes Jesus nos dijo que tuvimos que escribir como tres líneas sobre algún ...

Today I inadvertently yet purposely confessed that I had feelings for my teacher. The class's reaction was almost as magical as the one...

Today I inadvertently yet purposely confessed that I had feelings for my teacher. The class's reaction was almost as magical as the one...

Today I inadvertently yet purposely confessed that I had feelings for my teacher. The class's reaction was almost as magical as the one...

THESE PLACES ARE REAL!!! P.S. Don't track those pix back to the dude's site. It's SICK.

oxygendrug : I pushed my cuticles (sp?) back today. oxygendrug : I also think some Norwegian dude wants to fight me. FeeBee says : ooh...

OMG LOL IT'S SOOOOO IRONIC THAT I'M BEING CONFRONTED BY IRONIC SITCH (which shall remain untold) AFTER IRONIC SITCH (which shall als...

My home is (not so) slowly developing with a sort of redolence of some weak like plot belonging to a unanimously rejected sitcom pilot. As y...

i'm in such a perfect place and living a dream opportunity right now, but why do i still not feel satisfired? seriously. what's ...

Last night I tactfully cornered a Northern Irish BLOKE into willingly demonstrating (for a people made up of this decent variety of national...

Parents' discovery of their children's (or children's friends') blogs is so the new discovery of foraged forged excuse note...

Cecile has had a friend staying with us for about a week now. I'd been operating under the premise, the assumption, that this woman must...

I had a decently long Spanish discussion with one of my teachers yesterday, not the now INFAMOUSLY hottt one (under whom I have yet to begin...

One of the teachers told me that when I speak Spanish, my vowels bear a sort of French like accent. Muchos WTFs. She also thought I was Germ...

Okay, here's the problem (and of course I'm drastically overgeneralizing here) with Europeans' opinion of Americans -- not their...

Jesus. Some gypsy woman just tried selling me a giant (fake) gold ring on the street. She was certifiabley 100% suss -- but she did look qui...

Ok I can tell you right now this post is going to be badly thought out and terrible. I'm drunk as a skunk and I just got home. I had so...

This really should have been part of yesterday's post; especially seeing now how uncharacteristically short it was, but I feel a bit obl...

Serena continues to be an enormous delight. We now take daily strolls through the neigborhood or city, stopping here and there for an errand...

Tonight three gay dudes are staying in the house, all of them sharing one small futon mattress (and in a room smaller than mine). Cecile did...

Serena was, but after her hopelessly recurring (and daily) morning swing of violent and verbally abusive rage, on her best behavior today; s...